ohhey;

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

(Source: littlemixens)

Via ni hao



meta18:

Australian Opals from Planet Opal

these are dragon eggs

waaaaant


Via ♔QUEEN♔

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

basically what goes through my mind whenever i buy makeup

(Source: asian)

Via welcome darling !


katkinkat:

i  swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???

(Source: baebees)

Via You're out of this world 👽

the-unpopular-opinions:

I think addicts are guilty for having addictions. No one made you drink that vodka or gamble on the money. It’s all on you. You’ve decided to destroy your life, then shame on you. Don’t try to be a victim of the chemicals in your brain. You are the one who tried poker, or injected heroin, and you had no problem before you did such fucked up thing. Stop acting like a victim, because everyone who had to keep your life from falling apart while you had your fun is the victim, not you.



vinesnow:

When you bust a nut / Vine By: Riley Mcguiness

(Source: vinesnow)


Via pizza ✌


teaquila:

thekintyrelass:

I’m a very sensitive person so naturally this caused some waterworks.

This broke my heart.

i was all happy and then i reached the bottom

(Source: thinkofmewhenuforgetyourseatbelt)


Via state of love & trust


sagihairius:

fileformat:

who is she

she will bring honor to us all

(Source: softmess)


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