there’s so much happening right now it’s overwhelming I just want to get on a plane and go anywhere just to get away from everything
When you see someone outside of school but they are alone and youre with your friends
I FOUND IT
THE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIME
It’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes.
Just look at this shit.
If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve.
Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, its all her fault.”
Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in 1623.
The horse is stoned as hell.
Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as fuck.
Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not.
Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.”
Best painting ever.
THE FLYING BABY HEADS HELP I CAN’T BREATHE
wait where have I seen that Adam pose before…
Spit all over my screen
GUYS I AM IN A PUBLIC PLACE STOP IT!!!! I’M TRYING TO FUCKING HARD NOT TO LAUGH AND PEOPLE THINK I’M CRYING!!!
So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her